Foam finger guy is too furious at Miley

by emmalikesandwrites

I’m STILL laughing about the article in the Daily Mail about how foam finger inventor Steve Chmelar is beyond furious with pop-harlet Miley Cyrus.

Humour me if you will…
Imagine the weekly meetings around the boardroom table at the mail, everyone putting forward their ‘news for the British people in Britain’ guff, same old same old and then, out of nowhere… One person who has struck GOLD with their idea to further flog the ‘Cyrus at the VMAs OUTRAGE’ dead horse by interviewing perturbed inventor of the foam finger.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I need a glass of water I’m crying with laughter.

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The guy is a fucking VISIONARY and he has had he amazing invention pissed on.

“I would say that it certainly misrepresented its intent to encourage team support.
‘She took an honorable icon that is seen in sporting venues everywhere and degraded it.
‘Fortunately, the foam finger has been around long enough that it will survive this incident.”

“Steve was also disappointed her vulgar antics during the duo’s performance of Blurred Lines subverted the original wholesome purpose of his invention.”

My god I hope the foam finger pulls through this black mark against it’s good name and it doesn’t end up in rehab cosying up to Lindsay Lohan trying to score smack. Slippery slope.

I have no opinions on Miley Cyrus. Never have, never will. She just ain’t worth it.

#PrayForFoamFinger

Oh, and fuck you The Daily Mail. You elaborate collection of cretins.

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