Fergie.

by emmalikesandwrites

Old whiskey nose is leaving.

He’s off at the end of the season.

Too late for Giggs or Scholes’ Reason.

He’s fulfilling a lifelong dream,

to be big in the gay porno scene.

“but Sir Alex” they’ll say,

“you aren’t even a little bit gay!”.

“Aye, I know that” he’ll retort,

“I’ve wasted 26 years in this fucking sport,

try everything once I say”.

Now there’s a thought.

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