Old whiskey nose is leaving.
He’s off at the end of the season.
Too late for Giggs or Scholes’ Reason.
He’s fulfilling a lifelong dream,
to be big in the gay porno scene.
“but Sir Alex” they’ll say,
“you aren’t even a little bit gay!”.
“Aye, I know that” he’ll retort,
“I’ve wasted 26 years in this fucking sport,
try everything once I say”.
Now there’s a thought.